Afternoon Crumbs

February 15, 2016 / Posted by:

The people of Canada have taken off their mourning veils, because their national nightmare is over. Their very own Duchess Kate and Prince William, Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger, realized that they are a match made in suck heaven and have gotten back together. Let’s all celebrate by poking our ear drums out, because there’s a good chance they’re going to commemorate getting back together with a new duet – Lainey Gossip 

Somebody invited Backdoor Farrah to a fashion show – Reality Tea 

I don’t know who this delicate orchid petal is, but I do know that I am in love with her – Drunken Stepfather

It’s nice knowing that Brit Brit Spears’ pink wig is still getting work – The Superficial 

The next Star Wars movie started shooting about 10 seconds ago and Disney is already whoring it out – IDLYITW

Hilary Duff is still on vacation and is still in a bikini – The Nip Slip 

Something I never knew I needed in my life: A variety show starring Maya Rudolph and Martin ShortJezebel

Demi Moore may have temporarily turned in her cougar card by humping on Kiefer SutherlandCelebitchy

That peroxide head who is staring at The Rock’s rock is me, pretty much – SOW

An American Idol trick came out and no, it wasn’t Ryan SeacrestTowleroad

Kat Dennings’ magnificent chichis made an appearance at Clive Davis’ pre-Grammy party – Hollywood Tuna 

Miranda Kerr’s smug piece looks like he’s really happy to be Miranda Kerr’s piece – Popoholic

Hmm… I bet Ty Ty Baby’s baby is still smizing with his eyes closed – Popsugar

“I created a STUNT QUEEN nightmare,” said the publicist from The Voice who put Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani together – HuffPo

FYI: Kanye West isn’t broke. He can still buy furs and houses. He’s begging for other people’s money because he doesn’t want to use his own on his projects. Why isn’t Kanye running for president? He fits right in with the other candidates – Just Jared

When album covers brought the glamour and the art – The Berry 

Pic: Getty

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