Night Crumbs

February 12, 2016 / Posted by: Michael K

Um, that hot piece Henry Cavill should shave some fur off of his stomach and glued it to his bangs because they’re struggling a bit… – Lainey Gossip

The greatest love story in history, George and Amal Clooney, were at Berlinale. I like her dress but only because it’s very Alexis Carrington Barbie – Celebitchy

Love Magazine took a break from stuffing itself full of Kartrashians to stuff itself full of the Hadid sisters – Drunken Stepfather

I read this headline as “Ted Cruz cast in a porn” and sadly I said to myself that I’d fap to that. Standards and dignity: I have none – WWTDD

Good news, anti-vaxxers! Kevin “I Fucked My Cousin” Gates is on your side – The Superficial

Rubber Muppet Sonja Morgan went on rubber Muppet Khloe Kartrashian’s show to talk about how she’s fighting with rubber Muppet Bethenny Frankel again – Reality Tea

Miranda Kerr is either growing a billionaire fetus in her womb or she’s got a little caviar bloat – IDLYITW

If I threw one egg at my mom, I wouldn’t be able to throw a second one because she’d chop my hands off – Hollywood Tuna

Being an extra in Kanye West’s fashion show sounds like Hell personified – Jezebel

A tiny bit of the raw emotions trickled out of Ellen DeGeneres while talking about gay rights with President Obama – Towleroad

Kristen Wiig as Peyton Manning: I’d hit it – OMG Blog

Jennifer Lawrence donated $2 million to a children’s hospital – Just Jared

Coachella is still a couple of months away but it looks like its queen is already ready – Popoholic

Hilary Duff is in a bikini on the beach and the paps taking her picture were probably so confused. They were like, “She’s not walking to her car, do we take her picture anyway?” – Popsugar

Weekend programming note: Sadly, Carla didn’t work out as Dlisted’s new weekend writer and I’m going away for my sister’s birthday, so our resident guest blogger J. Harvey will be filling in on Saturday and Sunday. Be sure to ask him for nudes. I’ll be back full-time on Monday!

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