KIMMY GIBBLER and those other two were on Ellen today to introduce the first full trailer for Fuller House and well, it looks awful and is filled with so much cheese you won’t be able to shit for days after seeing it. In other words, it looks just like the original and I’m sure I’ll love every second of it as long as I watch it with my best friend (a fully stocked bong).
The bad news is that the trailer has way too much DJ Tanner in it and we hear Carly Rae Jepsen’s version of the theme song. Getting Carly Rae Jepsen to re-do the theme song tells me that the producers don’t know their own characters at all. I mean, Kimmy and DJ’s favorite artist of all-time Stacey Q should’ve done the theme song. How rude! Actually, that’s beyond rude. It’s straight-up disrespectful!
The good news is that the trailer has plenty of Kimmy Gibbler in it. She saves everything. The producers messed up on the theme song, but they did realize that the best way to save a show is to throw in Kimmy Gibbler in a scrunchie. If the Coen Brothers put Kimmy Gibbler in a scrunchie in Hail, Caesar!, it would’ve been the biggest box office hit of the year instead of flopping.