Night Crumbs

February 9, 2016 / Posted by:

Blake NotSoLively was at a NYC fan screening of Deadpool and she wore what looks like a unicorn’s overly dirty litter box. But the bigger story is that she didn’t pass out on the carpet after her publicist said no to her question, “Um, is Mike’s Hard Lemonade made with organic lemons from a Southern plantation?”Lainey Gossip 

Pimp Mama Kris’s anus slit of a mouth spit out some chunky delusion while talking to Harper’s Bazaar. Something tells me she’ll have to call up her business partner Lucifer and tell him she didn’t mean all that stuff about believing in God – Celebitchy

I linked to pictures of AnnaLynne McCord’s nipples yesterday so I may as well link to pictures of her nipple trying to break free from nipple tape today – The Nip Slip 

Oh, America, the place where you can commit a crime, go to prison and then make a whole lot of cash by talking about it on every damn talk show in the country. Teresa Giudice is living the American dream!  – Reality Tea 

Chelsea Handler’s bare ass cheeks made their return to Instagram. I know you’ve been missing them – Drunken Stepfather

My prayers have been answered: Tom Hardy’s dick unpixelated! – The Superficial 

Jennifer Lawrence’s hair is looking very Chris Crocker circa 2007 – Hollywood Tuna 

Russell Tovey’s nipples apologized to that theatergoer for making him faint – Towleroad

DMX almost died from an asthma attack that was not brought on by the bad shit, so says his people – HuffPo

Oh, I just spent about a full minute staring at Ashley Benson’s crotch while trying to find a camel toe. How was your day? – Popoholic

The heads of the CDC held an emergency meeting today, which could only mean one thing: It’s true, Aubrey O’Day and Pauly D are bumping self tanner-covered fuck parts – Starcasm

Okay, but is Jonathan Cheban going to explain why his face looks like it was made using parts from a plastic lion mask and a Roy Horn wax figure? – Popsugar

Janice Dickinson’s defamation lawsuit against Bill Cosby’s ex-lawyer has been thrown out. “YAAASSS!” screamed Kanye and only Kanye – Jezebel

Blossom flashed her cleavage at Piers Morgan…. – SOW

Today in sad, Ken Watanabe has stomach cancer – Just Jared


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