Night Crumbs

February 2, 2016 / Posted by:

Because every skinny blonde millionaire actress in the world has a book about how to love your body, Kate Hudson has put out a book about how to love your body. I haven’t read Kate’s book yet, but I’m guessing it consists of one page that reads like that: 1. Be rich enough to afford a trainer and a chef. 2. Be born with a high metabolism. 3. Drape a hot, buff naked Jonas Brother on it.  – Lainey Gossip 

Adele is a fat pig loser and my album sales are YUUUGER than hers” is probably going to be Donald Trump’s response to Adele telling him not to play her songs at his rallies – Celebitchy

The hell is Irina Shayk wearing in Vogue Turkey? – Drunken Stepfather

The new RuPaul’s Drag Race queens are here and I am all for Acid Betty, Chi Chia DeVayne, Naomi Smalls and Robbie Turner because their eyebrow situation has lifted me up to another galaxy – Reality Tea 

Rob Kartrashian made a SnapChat video where I think he’s hollering out a painful cry for help, but I’m not sure…. – The Superficial 

My hero = This woman who is suing Kit Kat for a lifetime supply of Kit Kats because she bit into a wafer-less one – Jezebel

Angelina Jolie thinks Selena Gomez is trying to Angelina Jolie her husband away – IDLYITW

Shut up about gay-baiting already and take those chonies off, Nick Jonas! – Towleroad

Eye of the NO – HuffPo

Gigi Hadid served up drunk spring breaker mug shot messiness – Popoholic

And here’s Sara Jean Underwood modeling the perfect outfit for you to wear to a romantic Valentine’s Day dinner at the Olive Garden with your piece – Hollywood Tuna  

The Gilmore Girls producers didn’t ask Melissa McCarthy to do the revival. Maybe they have a Dollar Tree budget and didn’t think they could afford her Saks Fifth Avenue fee – SOW

Panty Creamer of the Day: JoeManJello in a Johnny Depp scarf and a (sort of) 3-piece Canadian tuxedo – Popsugar

The wrong Banks was cast as Rita Repulsa in the Powers Rangers movie. It should’ve been Azealia Banks! – OMG Blog

Why do I feel like every year some TV network orders a Cruel Intentions pilot? – Just Jared

Weeeeeeeeeeeerrrk – The Berry 

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