Night Crumbs
Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen watched their son play hockey in Boston and as the piece of boiled broccoli and pine nuts they had for dinner sat in their empty stomachs, she prayed for the rink to turn into a pool of frosting and he prayed for the puck to turn into a donut – Lainey Gossip
Prince Hot Ginge is apparently a commitment phobe. So let’s see, PHG is probably the kind of dude who won’t answer your texts for weeks but will show up at your house without calling for a quickie. I didn’t think I could swoon over him more than I have – Celebitchy
Teresa Giudice’s prison memoirs, which really should be called Orange is the New Orange, is no Orange is the New Black – Reality Tea
I must still have the Mondays in my eyes because I mistook Bella Hadid for a young Carla Bruni – Drunken Stepfather
Backdoor Farrah’s dogs had puppies and she was called a “backyard breeder” because of it. I’m sure that’s not the first time she’s been called a backyard breeder – The Superficial
This may or may not be Marco Rubio at a gay foam party in Miami in the 90s. But let me ask you this, weren’t we all at a gay foam party in Miami in the 90s at one point or another? – Towleroad
Paul Allen’s crazy yacht is killing the ocean, or something – WWTDD
Who ordered the saffron-dusted chicken cutlets covered in chocolate sauce? – Egotastic!
Laverne Cox has got a new piece – Just Jared
Either that baby is stoned or that pug is on meth or both – The Berry
Ashley Benson wore one of Blanche Devereaux’s robes while sitting by the pool in Miami – Popoholic
Hustler wants to make a Blac Chyna and Rob Kartrashian porn – IDLYITW
This is what the cast of Trainspotting looks like now – Pajiba
Roc Nation is countersuing Rita Ora – Jezebel
I could watch these poodles swinging in swings on a loop for hours. Yes, I played with rocks as a child. Yes, I’m very easily entertained – OMG Blog
Oh, that’s okay, I didn’t need to sleep tonight – Hollywood Tuna
Charlie Hunnam and a lady went shopping for stuff. I don’t know, maybe that’s his girlfriend. I really didn’t read any words because I was too busy looking for a peen print on his jeans – Popsugar
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