Open Post: Co-Hosted By Leonardo DiCatchAHo And His Vape Pen

Leonardo DiCatchAHo won Best Actor for The Revenant at the Screen Actors Guild Awards last night, and during his SAGs acceptance speech (or as Leo calls it, “The dress rehearsal for my Best Actor OSCUH speech!“) he never once thanked his precious vape pen. Leo brought his vape pen as his date and they shared many intimate moments together, but yet he didn’t thank it once! Leo put his mouth all over it, had a romantic dinner with it and whispered sweet promises into its mouthpiece, but didn’t thank it on stage. How cold of Leo. That vape pen is the Chad Lowe of 2016.
During last night’s SAGs, Leo sat back and vaped, and of course it lit up Twitter and became a meme for a minute (but in the future isn’t EVERYTHING going to be a meme for a minute). You know, some vape-hater once told me that vapes and e-cigarettes still causes plenty of air pollution and now I know for sure that’s not sure. Because the saint of the environment Leonardo DiCaprio would never do anything to fuck up the environment more.
And because you’re probably wondering, yes, I’ve already put that picture in Photoshop and replaced that vape with a peen in every shape, color and size.
Pics: Wenn.com, Getty