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The “In-N-Out Urge” bumper sticker!
When I was a little kid I used to see “In-N-Out Urge” bumper stickers everywhere and back then, my brain hadn’t begun to transform into the mound of gutter sludge it is today, so I didn’t put two and two together. Back in the 70s and early 80s, people blacked out the “B” and the “R” on an In-N-Out Burger bumper sticker so it’d read “In-N-Out Urge.” I haven’t seen those bumper stickers in a while, but I saw one a couple of weeks ago or so. Since my brain has fully developed into a wet pile of dirt, worn-out dildos and leaky used condoms, I immediately thought to myself, “That’s about fucking!” So I went on the Internet to find one, and found articles about the history of the “In-N-Out Urge” bumper sticker. I never knew the history of it and I should’ve! Reading about it made me want to enlighten myself more by enrolling in the course “In-N-Out History” on Harvard online. (They offer that course, right?)
A poster on the site Roadfood says that the Snyders, who solely own the West Coast holy palace of burger deliciousness, clutched their bibles over sucio whores turning their bumper stickers into a nasty declaration of horniness. They didn’t like it and so they put a stop to it.
In the early 1970s, the then latest In N Out Burger bumper sticker became a controversial item when folks edited it, cutting out the b and the r. It got so out of hand that the family owned business, a conservative Christian family known for including scriptures references on their cups and fries container eliminated burger from its name and became just In n Out.
I don’t know if the last part is totally true. In-N-Out still uses “Burger” in their name and they still sell stuff with “In-N-Out Burger” on it. Maybe they only took the “Burger” out of their bumper stickers or stopped selling bumper stickers altogether. I don’t know, but I do know that now I want to search eBay for as many vintage In-N-Out bumper stickers I can find so that I can black out the “B” and “R” and cover my car with them. It’s a beautiful double entendre that lets everyone know that you’ve always got the urge for a Double Double and you’ve also got the urge to fuck and sometimes, you’ve got the urge to do both at the same time. “In-N-Out Urge” is the original “Netflix and Chill.”
And since we’re on the subject of In-N-Out classiness from the 70s, I’ll leave you with this work of perfection:
