Night Crumbs
Brit Brit Spears posted 3 videos on Instagram of her bringing the sex in a two piece. Brit Brit looks like she’s in heat in those videos and I’m guessing that’s because they covered her in Slim Jim grease and piped her aphrodisiac scents of choice (KFC and Frapps) into the studio – Lainey Gossip
Charlie Hunnam is playing a Mexican drug lord in a movie. To which Charlotte Rampling said, “Perfect casting!” – Celebitchy
Hell hath no fury like Papa Smurf in a business negotiation gone wrong – Reality Tea
Pimp Mama Kris is really slipping, because if one of her hos was going to do a sponsored Instagram post for a toilet company, it should’ve been Kim Kartrashian – Drunken Stepfather
If you squint real hard, you can kind of see Hilary Duff’s nipples – The Superficial
A dude celebrated his 29th birthday by doing 29 death drops all over Manhattan, because why not? – Towleroad
Prepare to prolapse out of SHOCK, TLC wanted Jon Gosselin and Kate Gosselin to stay together for the sake of ratings – Jezebel
When I dance while stoned, I think that I look like this, but I look more like a constipated Elaine Benes – Hollywood Tuna
Josh Gad did “I Touch Myself” as Donald Trump, because I guess that Lip Sync Battle show doesn’t want any of us to have an orgasm again – HuffPo
Someone on the Internet wants Emma Watson to prove that she’s a real feminist by spending a week in a migrant camp – IDLYITW
And now let’s move on from that to ZAC EFRON’S BARE SWAYING ASS! – OMG Blog
Val Kilmer is looking good – SOW
Jane the Virgin is dating Jean-Ralphio from Parks and Rec – Popsugar
At first I thought that Vanessa Hudgens was completely pantless and I just shrugged since she totally would – Popoholic
Rest in peace, Heather the Goat – Just Jared