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The blue and pink coochie graphic of Winter Storm Jonas.
Usually when a weather storm is shaped like genitals it’s shaped like a fat, cut, mushroom-headed dick. Well, Mother Nature decided to switch it up this time and pound the Northeast with a big twat instead.
If the view outside your window looks like the inside of January Jones’ ice cold heart, then you’re most likely in Winter Storm Jonas right now. Two days before Winter Storm Jonas squirted snow and ice all over the Northeast and the Mid-Atlantic, this cooch-looking weather graphic made the rounds. I know, a storm named Jonas that’s shaped like a poon. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. This isn’t the first time that a vagina has made Kevin Jonas scared and cold. It also sort of looks like the City of Brotherly Love is getting poked by the Jonas clit.
One reader who sent this to me called it a blue vagina and I didn’t appreciate that. “Blue vagina” immediately made me think of “blue waffle” and nobody needs to think of that ever again.
And if you’re currently inside of the icy Jonas vagina, I hope you’re staying safe and have stocked up on the essentials. The essentials, of course, being booze, weed, Chili Cheese Fritos and a hard drive full of already downloaded porn.
via Deadspin (For Brandon and Lea S.)