Night Crumbs

Zac Efron gave Ellen DeGeneres an awkward lap dance on her show while dressed up like a middle-aged ~cool~ dad going to a club. If pretty pretty princess Zac Efron is trying to completely destroy whatever is left of those gay rumors by wearing black leather pants with white Chucks, I think he did it – Lainey Gossip 

I guess Jennifer Aniston has never seen Helen Mirren in a two piece – Celebitchy

Kim Kartrashian has announced that she’s been stuffing her mouth with a lot of meat. What else is new? – Reality Tea 

Here’s Demi Lovato in granny panties in Allure – Drunken Stepfather

Sarah Palin’s response to her son getting arrested for beating his girlfriend was, “THANKS, OBAMA!” – The Superficial

Jamie Lynn-Sigler has had MS for 15 years – IDLYITW

“How was your day of walking back and forth in front of the paps?” is probably the first question Hilary Duff’s housekeeper asks her when she gets home after a hard day of walking back and forth in front of the paps – Popoholic

Wait until Sam Smith learns about this brand new issue called the gender wage gap – Towleroad

Demure has a new name and it’s Pascal Craymer! – Hollywood Tuna 

Did I just watch a pug sex tape? (No, I’m not talking about a Tori Spelling sex tape.) – OMG Blog

Saint Cher on Jabba the Trump – Boy Culture

“Oranges, how do they work?” – the puppy in this video – The Berry 

Adele is performing at the Grammys – HuffPo

Finnick from The Hunger Games is a DILF now – Popsugar

But I’m sure 10 out of 10 college graduates agree that Judge Judy should be the only judge on the Supreme Court – SOW

Next month, Celine Dion will return to filling ears with her magical nightingale voice – Just Jared