Night Crumbs
Goopy Paltrow and her piece Brad Falchuk are on vacation in Mexico and I’m sure there’s a reason why he’s staying far away from her in that pic. Goopy probably went on a chia seed and coconut water cleanse to get bikini body ready and he knows that if she farts, a wave of organic caca will be headed his way – Lainey Gossip
One of the little women of Little Women: LA was hospitalized after she was jumped by two castmates. And I’m sure Lifetime gave them all a bonus for a brawl well done – Reality Tea
Why can’t I be a blonde Greek princess who is Prince Hot Ginge’s distant cousin? – Celebitchy
Jessica Alba made the cover of Vogue Australia – Drunken Stepfather
Good news for those of you sick fucks who constantly check PornHub for Sasquatch porn, Khlozilla apparently made a sex tape with Lamar Odom – WWTDD
Bill Cosby’s rape case seems to be going well – The Superficial
Heidi Klum SANS FARDS and SANS BRA – The Nip Slip
Maria Callas who? – Towleroad
Oh, it’s just a wiener playing with a ball – Hollywood Tuna
The trailer for Pee-wee’s Big Holiday needs more Miss Yvonne – SOW
“But he’s not even nominated for an Oscar this year,” thought Leonardo DiCaprio after reading the story about how Jamie Foxx saved a trapped man from a burning car – HuffPo
Justin Timberlake let Jessica Biel leave the house – Popoholic
Tori Spelling is a Broke Bitch: Part 4,567,984 – Starcasm
In case you didn’t know already, David Bowie had impeccable taste – IDLYITW
Chelsea Handler tells her side of her feud with Heather Long Boobs – Just Jared
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