Night Crumbs

January 13, 2016 / Posted by:

Goopy Paltrow would like everyone to know that they’re misinformed about what she eats and she doesn’t have a hand-carved redwood stick shoved up her ass when it comes to her diet . You know, she just doesn’t eat food that’s processed or has tons of chemicals or is affordable to peasants or wasn’t organically grown on a rural mountain farm in Germany that can only be accessed by helicopter. But other than that, she eats EVERYTHING! – Lainey Gossip

Well, Elizabeth Olsen does have that “freshly fucked by Tom Hiddleston” look about her in these pictures – Celebitchy

Bitch stole my slutty power lesbian look,” said Jennifer Lawrence after seeing these pictures of Hilary DuffThe Superficial 

Yolanda Foster officially filed for divorce from her king – Reality Tea 

Lily Aldridge is giving me ten tons of elegance while working The Slut Dress’ day-shift hooker sister – Drunken Stepfather

Katy Perry is giving me “Norma Desmond going to a daytime business meeting” and that is not her look – Hollywood Tuna 

Wonky McValtrex is going to be somebody’s auntie – Starcasm

I already posted pictures from Lady CaCa’s V Magazine issue, but I missed this picture of her fame whore nipple knob trying to get some camera time – The Nip Slip 

I actually have this GIF of The Rock’s humping bare ass saved in a file folder on my desktop. No, that file folder isn’t named FAP MATERIAL. Okay, yes it is – OMG Blog

Jimmy Fallon is not a messy drunk, so says NBC – Jezebel

And here’s Madge’s tribute to David Bowie, which involved her singing “Rebel Rebel” live…and without effects – Towleroad

Still better than Iggy AzaleaIDLYITW

The 90s took a big old shit on Selena GomezPopoholic

A+++ = Taraji P. Henson’s eyebrow situation on Elle Magazine – Popsugar

But what about Gunther?!!! – Just Jared

Note: The CAPTION THIS Contest is taking the day off. That lazy bitch will be back tomorrow.

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