Night Crumbs

Ciara yodeled out the national anthem at College Football National Championship Game while wearing this gown and some reporters screamed at her to THINK OF THE CHILDREN and cover up her titty balls. I’m going to guess that those same reporters throw robes on the cheerleaders and scream at them to THINK OF THE CHILDREN whenever they show their sinful lady legs and sinful midriffs on the field – Lainey Gossip 

I see a hint of the Hammaconda. I’ll take it! – The Superficial 

Brandi Glanville proves that drunks + hoverboards = a bill from the ER – Celebitchy

Those Sister Wives people added another baby to their army – Reality Tea 

Here’s Tara Reid slathered in a dozen Instagram filters while wearing a two-piece – Drunken Stepfather

Leonardo DiCatchAHo’s ex-girlfriend, Toni Garrn, has nipples and this is what they look like – The Nip Slip 

That douchebag Instagram millionaire has an ass and this is what it looks like, in case you haven’t seen it a million times already – OMG Blog

Kendull Jenner brought her dead-eyed modeling skills to Vogue Brasil – Hollywood Tuna 

When David Bowie was on Late Night with Conan O’Brien – Towleroad

Charlie Carver, one of the ginger twins from Desperate Housewives, came out as gay – IDLYITW

Introducing, the Nadia Comăneci of dogs! – The Berry 

FYI: Zayn Malik’s hair still looks like a porcupine’s ass – Popoholic

Laura Jeanne Poon’s TEETH are on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar – Popsugar

Jennifer Lawrence wants to be buried next to David O. Russell…. – HuffPo

Rita Moreno better work on her chancleta-wielding skills, because she’s playing an abuelita in Netflix’s Latina reboot of One Day At a Time – Jezebel

CBS threw Mike & Molly into the cancel pile – Just Jared

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