Night Crumbs
Minka Kelly hung out with Ryan Phillippe…and Sean Penn last night. Minka has hung out with Sean before, so I guess she can’t get enough of his charbroiled salchicha. That’s great and everything, but why is Sean Penn looking like a 90s boy bander who just can’t let go of his old look? – Lainey Gossip
Charlotte McKinney’s chichis! – Drunken Stepfather
Our future First Lady (and one of my gold digging idols) Melania Trump wants all of you immigrants to know that she followed the rules. See, it’s easy, all you have to do is be a hot lingerie model and marry an American bloated sack of money! – Celebitchy
Yolanda Foster is still taking hospital bed selfies – Reality Tea
I think we’re supposed to think that The Slow One used Justin Bieber for his dick, but naw, I think she used him for photo-ops – The Superficial
Yesterday I watched a video where Christina Milian got her b-hole waxed. Today I’m staring at her wet crotch in a bikini. I can’t wait to see her X-rays tomorrow – The Nip Slip
The Star Wars gay romance of our dreams only exists in Oscar Isaac’s head – Towleroad
Same. – Hollywood Tuna
Anne Hathaway’s husband looks like he’s trying to talk to her while she’s thinking, “Bitch, be quiet, I’m trying to give att-tit-tude here.” – Popoholic
And just like that, the Super Bowl Halftime show has become: BEYONCE!!!!!!!! (and also featuring that one band who’s sort of like U2) – Popsugar
This fluffy white dog knows what’s up. Those Minions can’t be trusted – The Berry
Michael Weatherly is leaving your memaw’s favorite program – SOW
BUT WHY ISN’T KIMMY GIBBLER WEARING A SCRUNCHIE? – HuffPo
YAS QUEEN! Broad City has been renewed for 2 more seasons – Pajiba
Sheryl Underwood explains why she told that stage crasher he’s not going to pull a “Steve Harvey” on them and her explanation makes no sense – Just Jared
Here’s the newest Balmain ad where Naomi Campbell looks like a mannequin and Cindy Crawford and Claudia Schiffer look like they’re letting out a long fart – Jezebel
And today in “What Kind Of Jaden Smith On Acid Craziness Is Tila Tequila Spewing For Attention?” – Complex
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