Night Crumbs

January 7, 2016 / Posted by:

Minka Kelly hung out with Ryan Phillippe…and Sean Penn last night. Minka has hung out with Sean before, so I guess she can’t get enough of his charbroiled salchicha. That’s great and everything, but why is Sean Penn looking like a 90s boy bander who just can’t let go of his old look? – Lainey Gossip 

Charlotte McKinney’s chichis! – Drunken Stepfather

Our future First Lady (and one of my gold digging idols) Melania Trump wants all of you immigrants to know that she followed the rules. See, it’s easy, all you have to do is be a hot lingerie model and marry an American bloated sack of money! – Celebitchy

Yolanda Foster is still taking hospital bed selfies – Reality Tea 

I think we’re supposed to think that The Slow One used Justin Bieber for his dick, but naw, I think she used him for photo-ops – The Superficial 

Yesterday I watched a video where Christina Milian got her b-hole waxed. Today I’m staring at her wet crotch in a bikini. I can’t wait to see her X-rays tomorrow – The Nip Slip 

The Star Wars gay romance of our dreams only exists in Oscar Isaac’s head – Towleroad

Same. – Hollywood Tuna 

Anne Hathaway’s husband looks like he’s trying to talk to her while she’s thinking, “Bitch, be quiet, I’m trying to give att-tit-tude here.” – Popoholic

And just like that, the Super Bowl Halftime show has become: BEYONCE!!!!!!!! (and also featuring that one band who’s sort of like U2) – Popsugar

This fluffy white dog knows what’s up. Those Minions can’t be trusted – The Berry  

Michael Weatherly is leaving your memaw’s favorite program – SOW


YAS QUEEN! Broad City has been renewed for 2 more seasons – Pajiba

Sheryl Underwood explains why she told that stage crasher he’s not going to pull a “Steve Harvey” on them and her explanation makes no sense – Just Jared

Here’s the newest Balmain ad where Naomi Campbell looks like a mannequin and Cindy Crawford and Claudia Schiffer look like they’re letting out a long fart – Jezebel

And today in “What Kind Of Jaden Smith On Acid Craziness Is Tila Tequila Spewing For Attention?” – Complex

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