Night Crumbs

Posters for Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice have been released and I’m wondering why Batman looks like what was born 9 months after a black Audi and an inflatable Sumo wrestler suit had bareback sex – Lainey Gossip 

Yolanda Foster reportedly dumped HER KING and yet he’s still paying for all her 10,000 Lyme disease treatments – Reality Tea 

Close your borders while you still can, Switzerland, because Wonky McValtrex wants to be inside of you all the time – Celebitchy

Here’s more of human Kewpie doll Miranda Kerr doing the “hiding my chichis and chocha” pose in Harper’s Bazaar Australia – Drunken Stepfather

Meanwhile in the world of barely legal furry fantasies… – The Superficial 

And here’s the first picture of the new Ghostbusters in their Ghostbusters uniforms – Jezebel

I don’t know what this says about me, but in the 8th grade I had a backpack a lot like Miley Cyrus’ – The Nip Slip

That newly out Olympic snow dude paid tribute to the Silver Fox with his new hairstyle – Towleroad

“Hey! I know that stripper!” said Christian Bale after seeing these pictures of Teresa Palmer – Popoholic

Zendaya posed with a bunch of topless mannequins on Complex – Hollywood Tuna 

In case you didn’t know, the new Star Wars movie is going to make a Mt. Everest-sized pile of nerd dollars – IDLYITW

The Rock is a daddy again – Popsugar

ROMANCE – The Berry

John Krasinski grew muscles on his body – HuffPo

A duo of fetuses may be baking in Kelly Clarkson’s womb – Just Jared

Surprise, surprise, Adam Sandler doesn’t care that you hate the cinematic shit shows that have made him a millionaire 300 times over – Pajiba