Hot Slut Of The Day!
Kiara Lee!
Kiara Lee calls herself the South Korean Kim Kardashian, but that is a lie. Because unlike that compost pile trollop Kim, Kiara has charisma, grace, elegance, talent and she’s as delicate as a tiny dew drop resting on the eyelids of a ladybug sitting on a cherry blossom.
Kiara Lee is a DJ, serious business woman and future Empress of EDM who just put out her soon-to-be #1 smash hit (on Billboard, okay on YouTube, okay on Kiara Lee’s iTunes playlist) “Who Said Asians Don’t Have Ass?” Listening to the song, which asks the question of our time, will make you feel like Sir Mix-A-Lot is farting in one ear while somebody punches the other one repeatedly. And the video is a technological wonder. I didn’t know that Industrial Light & Magic worked on music videos until I watched this musical and visual masterpiece. It may seem like the speaking parts of the song aren’t synched up with the video, but that’s not true. Your mind is just so boggled by the visual effects and artistry of it all that you’re having a hard time keeping up. If you shoved the essence of Sir Mix-A-Lot, a community college film department remake of The Cars’ video for “You Might Think,” an expired butt implant and a million dollars into a blender and pressed the pulse button, this is the brilliance you’d get:
If you’re in or around Kalabasas, you better put on a gas mask, because the air will be filled with burnt Botox and silicone fumes since I’m sure Kim Kartrashian is fuming with jealousy over Kiara Lee’s beauty and talent!
(For Ellie)