Night Crumbs

You may already know that there’s a tinfoil hat-wearing group of Cumberbitches on Tumblr and Twitter who think that Benedict Cumberbatch’s marriage is a PR-produced sham and that his fraud of a wife is a crazy bitch who faked her pregnancy. Well, those next level Cumberbitches tried to get a writer at xoJane fired over some innocent tweet about him and his wife. We can laugh all we want, but we won’t be laughing when we find out that B. Cum’s wife is actually an evil reptilian android who has come to earth with him to destroy us all  – Lainey Gossip 

Jeff Lewis is going to be somebody’s father and more importantly, Zoila is going to be somebody’s tia – Reality Tea 

Michael Cavallari, Kristin Cavallari’s brother, was found dead in Utah – Starcasm

Madge and her son sang for peace at her show in Paris – Towleroad

Here’s Heidi Klum jumping in her panties for Galore Magazine – Drunken Stepfather

The one with Kate Gosselin hair from One Direction dumped his knocked up piece and moved on to another – Celebitchy

Where’s the petition to get Chet Haze to moderate the next presidential candidate debate? Because I want to sign that – The Superficial 

Tacky Pataky gave photographers a thong show – The Nip Slip 

Today in “Has It Really Come To This?“, Duran Duran brought Lindsay Lohan on stage at their show in London – OMG Blog 

Tom Brady and Donald Trump need to get a room already. Preferably a room on Mars – IDLYITW

Nicki Minaj didn’t directly bail out her alleged rapist brother after all – Jezebel

The look of terror in the eyes of Ariana Grande Latte’s pooch says it all – Popoholic

Miranda Kerr does the “hidin’ mah nipples and puss” pose on Harper’s Bazaar Australia – Hollywood Tuna 

Needs more peen prints – The Berry 

Cate Blanchett is probably going to be in the next Thor movie – Just Jared

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have look for my eyeballs because they rolled out of my head while I was reading that headline. Thank all the Gods for Braille keyboards – Popsugar

Pic: Wenn.com