Night Crumbs

December 7, 2015 / Posted by:

Jump if you’re basic! Blake NotSoLively has joined Taylor Swift’ssquad” and I don’t know how this hasn’t happened sooner. It’s like Wonder Bread and mayo. They’re meant to be together – Lainey Gossip 

Warhol superstar Holly Woodlawn has gone off to heaven where I’m sure the angels immediately fainted at the sight of her legendary eyebrow game – Boy Culture

Disciple of corset history Dita Von Teese thinks the whole waist training trend is laughable  – Celebitchy

Kristin Cavallari’s brother has gone missing – Reality Tea 

I almost didn’t recognize Vanessa Hudgens without a flower crown on her head or a fringed caftan on her body – Drunken Stepfather

Speaking of, Rita Ora’s dress looks like some kind of Coachella formal wear, which means that Vanessa Hudgens should be the one wearing it – The Superficial 

Cyndi Lauper and Boy George sang out “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” together. Excuse me, while my inner 80s young gay explodes into a cloud of glitter – Towleroad

It’s the end of a sequined era: Patricia Field is closing her store and you know they’re going to replace it with a bank or a cold brew coffee shop – Jezebel

Thank God that the paparazzi have taken more pictures of Hilary Duff walking to her car again, because it’s been 8 days since I’ve seen her walk to her car and I was getting worried – Popoholic

Jared Leto said that Taylor Swift can fuck off while giving a review of her album. We all know what’s going to happen next. “Please welcome to the stage, my BIGGEST fan Jared Leto!” – Popsugar

Lori Bakker is on some shit and she needs to share. I mean, that is the Christian way! – OMG Blog

Nicki Minaj bailed out her brother after he was arrested for child rape – IDLYITW

And after another story about Nick Minaj’s alleged child rapist brother, what we really need is a bunny playing in leaves – The Berry 

Carly Rae Jepsen’s look is a mixture of Joan Jett and 80s Delta Burke and I’m into it – Just Jared

Tip of the day: Don’t bite Norman Reedus without asking first – HuffPo

One of my favorite couples, The Jolly Ukrainian Giant and Little Sprout, went to some gala together and I’m wondering why she’s dressed like Shania Twain circa 1996? – Hollywood Tuna 

Farrah Abraham claims that James Deen also raped her – Starcasm

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