Night Crumbs

November 23, 2015 / Posted by:

Behold, all of the outfits that JLo wore as host of the American Music Awards. That catsuit she wore in the opening number sort of looks like a bedazzled magic eye painting. If I stare at her ass long enough, I think I see Casper Smart going to a glory hole – Lainey Gossip 

Kylie Jenner was dressed up like some bondage space hooker last night. So in other words, she was dressed more elegant than usual – The Superficial 

What the VIP room in heaven looks like: Thor with kitties – Celebitchy

Excuse me while I squirt six bottles of Purell directly onto my eyeballs after seeing Miley Cyrus suck on a bunch of stranger fingers – (NSFW because there’s hillbilly chipmunk nipples in this post) Drunken Stepfather

The Texas T-Rex is such an ultra guy’s guy and no, that’s not code for “mega gay” – IDLYITW

Selena Gomez looks like she’s wearing a sequined sack held together with a whip – Popoholic

Elisabeth Hasselback isn’t going to be on TV anymore – Jezebel

I thought this was a recent pic of Brad Pitt for a minute – Starcasm

Don’t even think of covering Adele’s “Hello,” because Missy Piggy did it better than anyone  – OMG Blog


Reid Ewing, the dude from Modern Family who wrote about his plastic surgery addiction, came out as a lover of peen on Twitter – Towleroad

Okay, John Oliver, answer me this. If we got rid of pennies, what kind of coin will I use at the pressed penny art machine at Knott’s Berry Farm? – Pajiba

I really need to report Meghan Trainor and Charlie Puth’s gross make-out session on the American Music Awards to the FCC – Popsugar

A hot robber robbed one of Lisa Vanderpump’s restaurants – Reality Tea 

A true Australian hero – Hollywood Tuna 

This visual definition of chill is this hamster leisurely nibbling on a carrot – The Berry 

Note: The CAPTION THIS Contest is taking the day off (I know, that lazy bitch) and it’ll be back tomorrow.

Pic: Getty

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