Night Crumbs
Behold, all of the outfits that JLo wore as host of the American Music Awards. That catsuit she wore in the opening number sort of looks like a bedazzled magic eye painting. If I stare at her ass long enough, I think I see Casper Smart going to a glory hole – Lainey Gossip
Kylie Jenner was dressed up like some bondage space hooker last night. So in other words, she was dressed more elegant than usual – The Superficial
What the VIP room in heaven looks like: Thor with kitties – Celebitchy
Excuse me while I squirt six bottles of Purell directly onto my eyeballs after seeing Miley Cyrus suck on a bunch of stranger fingers – (NSFW because there’s hillbilly chipmunk nipples in this post) Drunken Stepfather
The Texas T-Rex is such an ultra guy’s guy and no, that’s not code for “mega gay” – IDLYITW
Selena Gomez looks like she’s wearing a sequined sack held together with a whip – Popoholic
Elisabeth Hasselback isn’t going to be on TV anymore – Jezebel
I thought this was a recent pic of Brad Pitt for a minute – Starcasm
Don’t even think of covering Adele’s “Hello,” because Missy Piggy did it better than anyone – OMG Blog
Accidentally?! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! And breathe. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! – Just Jared
Reid Ewing, the dude from Modern Family who wrote about his plastic surgery addiction, came out as a lover of peen on Twitter – Towleroad
Okay, John Oliver, answer me this. If we got rid of pennies, what kind of coin will I use at the pressed penny art machine at Knott’s Berry Farm? – Pajiba
I really need to report Meghan Trainor and Charlie Puth’s gross make-out session on the American Music Awards to the FCC – Popsugar
A hot robber robbed one of Lisa Vanderpump’s restaurants – Reality Tea
A true Australian hero – Hollywood Tuna
This visual definition of chill is this hamster leisurely nibbling on a carrot – The Berry
Note: The CAPTION THIS Contest is taking the day off (I know, that lazy bitch) and it’ll be back tomorrow.
Pic: Getty