Not the face! Anything but the face!
So last night, John Stamos went out for dinner, and as he was leaving, he almost found himself in the middle of an angry dude three-way on the sidewalk. As far as I can tell, the dude in the red leather jacket (Yehya from Jimmy Kimmel Live, as many of you have pointed out) wanted a picture of Uncle Jesse and the guy in the hoodie is a pap, and clearly someone got in someone’s way. Obviously we’ll never know for sure why two dudes decided to go all Mortal Kombat in front of John Stamos, but here’s what I think happened: As John Stamos was exiting the restaurant, those two dudes caught a whiff of Uncle Jesse’s sexy pheromones, and like two alley cats smelling the stank off a can of tuna, they went crazy and started fighting over him. Those foolish men; pounding on each other is no way to John Stamos’ heart. Uncle Jesse is a lover, not a fighter.
Here’s more of John Stamos with his “dinner date” (the photo agency didn’t recognize it was Johnny Knoxville. SHADE) trying not to get whooped last night.