Night Crumbs
Robert Pattinson has never EVER looked hotter or more glamorous in this picture and I’m only saying that because he’s got an exquisitely gorgeous emu on his shoulder – Lainey Gossip
The one from How To Get Away With Murder who kind of looks like Jennifer Connelly to me (squint and you may see it) is in GQ Mexico – Drunken Stepfather
Oh please, I’m sure St. Angie Jolie and Brad Pitt’s child army have certain classes they have to take like “how to put together the perfect all-black ensemble” and “how to find the nearest toy store in under 5 minutes” – Celebitchy
If there’s a documentary about MC Hammer’s life, that’s the one Justin Bieber should watch since that’s probably his future – The Superficial
Kyle Richards spent $1.5 million on renovating her house. And I’m sure she got most of that money from stealing her sister’s GODDAMN HOUSE! – Reality Tea
RiRi’s nipples look like tiny copper thimbles – The Nip Slip
Crispy Ronaldo got a facial – Towleroad
You know that purple crop sweater you wore on the first day of the 8th grade in 1988? I think your parents sold it in a garage sale and Xtina bought it – Hollywood Tuna
Why is one of Squidward’s flowers clinging to Olivia Wilde’s tit? – Popoholic
Nathan Fillion and one of George Clooney’s ex-pieces are doing it on the regular – Just Jared
Scott Disick checked out of rehab and the first thing he did was buy a new Mercedes, because you know, priorities – Starcasm
John Oliver is a dad – Pajiba
Finally, there’s another human on earth who hates that “Wheels on the Bus” song – The Berry
ICYMI: Cheyenne Jackson’s ass – OMG Blog
There I go again, mistaking Zoe Kravitz’s hot boyfriend for her hot dad – Popsugar
Pic: Getty (Thanks to everyone who pointed that pic out to me)