Night Crumbs

November 2, 2015 / Posted by:

At The Hollywood Film Awards last night, Joel Edgerton gave Johnny Depp some competition in the Fighting The Hot Grand Championships by showing up with buzzed blond hair. My guess is that he bleached his hair yellow to play Eminem or Susan Powter in a movie. I’m hoping it’s the second one – Lainey Gossip 

Who cares if JWoww is having a boy or a girl. I want that cake! – Reality Tea 

TRY JENNIFER LAWRENCE FOR TREASON! She called President Obama an old hag! – Celebitchy

For Halloween, Jessica Simpson dressed up as Christie Brinkley and I guess her husband is supposed to be Chevy Chase, but he looks more like Terry Richardson’s creepier older brother who isn’t allowed to go within 500 feet of any school – Drunken Stepfather

Sam Smith has never had a boyfriend – Towleroad

I don’t think Charlotte McKinney knew it was Halloween. That’s just her usual “going to dinner on a Saturday night” outfit – The Superficial 

Kendull Jenner’s “sexy Kunty Karl” costume gets 5 out of 5 Choupette side-eyes from me – Popoholic

Elizabeth Hurley loves the classics – WWTDD

I can see Dakota Johnson’s nipples, but it’s a good thing, because they distract my eyes from that ugly bedazzled Gunne Sax dress – The Nip Slip 

This candy bar-thieving bunny mom is pretty much ‘Murica – Hollywood Tuna 

That boxer who says he was drugged into doing gay porn wasn’t really drugged into doing gay porn – OMG Blog

Sleigh Bells has accused Demi Lovato of thieving from them – Jezebel

I usually don’t have it for The Rock but seeing him as Popeye makes me want to dress up as spinach so he can eat me – Popsugar

Mimi served up “Cowardly Lion in drag as a witch” glamour for Halloween – HuffPo

I felt things earlier while watching Prince Hot Ginge hug a US marine and now I’m feeling things while looking at pictures of this 97-year-old woman getting her high school diploma. Okay, I’ve met my quota and now I can back to being dead inside for the rest of the week – The Berry 

Nicole Kidman may play an Amazonian warrior in the Wonder Woman movie. That movie just made a sharp right turn into Catwoman territory – Just Jared

Pic: Getty

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