Night Crumbs

October 29, 2015 / Posted by: Michael K

Charlize Theron looked like she was dipped in gold while at some event in Hong Kong. Charlize is about 20 years too old for Leonardo DiCatchAHo, but he still wants her to wear that dress while he humps on her and calls her Oscar – Lainey Gossip

Cara Delawhatever’s Suicide Squad character looks like a grown-up Wednesday Addams who’s allergic to showering and go-go dances at a club in the backroom of a Hot Topic – Drunken Stepfather

Heaven is Tom Hardy and DOG FRIENDS – Celebitchy

Today in WTF: Jimmy Fallon is getting his own ride at Universal Studios Orlando. There’s no details about the ride, but I’m going to guess that it gives you a broken finger and a bad coke comedown – The Superficial

Bethenny Frankel will terrorize Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – Reality Tea

Mark Ruffalo’s hairy nipple is going to save the world – Towleroad

AnnaLynne McCord is trying to bring bell bottoms back AGAIN and I don’t hate it – The Nip Slip

I don’t know if that’s Julianne Hough’s fiancé, but if it is, he’s a total upgrade from Ryan Seacrest – Popoholic

Henry Cavill shaved his head – Just Jared

So I guess Germany’s finest rose dressed up as sluttier Amber Rose for Halloween? – Hollywood Tuna

Behold, Russell Tovey’s half moon – OMG Blog

Jerry O’Connell isn’t even trying to run into Scientology’s golden child – HuffPo

Emma Watson is going to file for restraining order against James Franco in 3..2….. – IDLYITW

Officer Chicken Cutlets is here to tell you that you have the right to remain hypnotized by her posing skills – Popsugar

Leonardo DiCatchAHo’s twin looks 20 years younger and lives in Sweden – Popsugar

Install a toilet and a refrigerator in this and it’ll be the lazy bitch’s dream come true – The Berry

The tricks of The View dressed up like Disney villains for Halloween. Raven Symone should really keep that witch hair because it looks better than what she normally has on her head – SOW

Pic: Getty

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