Naughty Girls Need Priority Boarding Too

October 26, 2015 / Posted by:

I was going to write about how Ricky Gervais is going to piss off more uptight actors when he hosts the Golden Globes again next year, but who cares about that when there’s highly important news about a real A-list star to cover!

Samantha Fox (or as those of you who were born after 1985 know her as, “Samantha WHO?!”) is currently on her world tour (read: she had one gig in Lithuania) and her private jet must have broken down, because she had to fly on something called Wizz Air. (“Whizz Air, you say?” – Gerard Depardieu) The Sun says the international pop superstar was kicked off of the flight from London to Lithuania because she was a drunken diva train wreck. A source says that the messiness all started when Samantha Fox had to pay £30 for an extra carry-on bag and didn’t get priority boarding at Luton Airport. One passenger said she screamed,  “I shouldn’t have to queue with these people.” Well, she didn’t have to queue with those people, because she wasn’t allowed to board. A rep for Wizz Air wouldn’t say if Samantha Fox was the one who got told to take their drunk ass elsewhere, but did confirm that a passenger got kicked off for drinking a little too much of the sweet nectar.

“A passenger was offloaded due to abusive behaviour towards staff. The passenger seemed to be intoxicated. The effect can be worse in the air.”

Samantha Fox’s rep denied that she was boozed up and said that she was upset, because she paid the extra fee and yet those peasants in economy were allowed to board before her. They say an employee from Wizz apologized to her and put her on another flight.

Everybody in this story, except for Samantha Fox, is in the wrong! First of all, those mean passengers and staff need to find a way to grow a working heart, because Samantha Fox lost her partner of 12 years back in August so she’s probably vulnerable and emotional. Second of all, she’s right. She’s Samantha Fox, she shouldn’t have to wait in line with the regulars. Those uneducated fools should’ve recognized Samantha Fox and not only let her board first, but they should’ve taken another flight so she could have the plane all to herself. I swear, this world is filled with so many rude bitches who have zero respect. She’s Samantha Fox!

And honestly, I only posted this story so I’d have an excuse to post one of her old videos:

Pic: Wenn.com

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