Night Crumbs

Sophia Loren hates selfies and thinks some young tricks need to step away from the plastic surgeon’s scalpel. I’d like to think that Sophia Loren was coming for the Kartrashians, but then again, I’d also like to think that Sophia Loren doesn’t know what a Kartrashian is. And excuse me while I bow down to her double eyebrow situation. You can never have too many exquisite eyebrows! – Celebitchy

Jeremy Renner went on Twitter to respond to the hate he got for saying it’s not his job to try to change the gender wage gap situation. I don’t even know what his tweet means. It sounds more like something you’d tweet about marriage equality. Did Grumpy Cat’s human face twin get his issues mixed up? – Lainey Gossip 

Khloe Kartrashian released another book, which is great news for everyone, because we’ve all been saying how under-exposed she is – Drunken Stepfather

Simon Cowell and his fur pie tits are replacing Howard Stern on America’s Got Talent – Reality Tea 

Sarah Silverman’s chichis are magnificent – The Superficial 

Sochi dog saver and Olympic freeskier Gus Kenworthy has come out as gay – Towleroad

And this is what his nalgas look like since I know you were wondering – OMG Blog

If you’re in need of a trash bag, just pull one off of Nicole Scherzinger’s sleeve – Popoholic

Christie Brinkley is still drinking the same virgin blood that Keanu Reeves drinks – Hollywood Tuna 

Just what I needed today: a tribute to David Bowie’s bulge in Labyrinth – Egotastic

Marky Mark wants to fuck Will Ferrell’s hair – SOW

I want to move into this post – The Berry 

Money: Yahoo lost lots and lots of it on Community – Pajiba

Okay, remember how I repeated that rumor that Sandra Bullock adopted another baby? Well, yeah, she didn’t – Just Jared

Here’s Luke Wilson and his hairy nips? Would you? – Popsugar

Okay, but where is virgin bride’s daddy going to hang this “Certificate of Purity“? I’m going with over the toilet – Starcasm

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