Night Crumbs
If you’re looking at that picture and thinking that James Franco has the sweaty glow and tired face of a dude who just got a train ran on him in a gay porn, you’re close! This is James Franco, Keegan Allen and a tennis ball on the set of King Cobra, which is about the real-life murder of a gay porn producer – Towleroad
Chiwetel Ejiofor’s got a new girlfriend and it must be serious because they’re already at the stage of their relationship where they’re kissing for the paps – Lainey Gossip
Oscar Pistorius’ house arrest has started at his uncle’s gigantic mansion. I saw pictures of the outside of his uncle’s mansion on TV this morning and I immediately lit a prayer candle for him, because I don’t know how he’s going to deal with living on a luxurious estate that looks more like a resort than a house – Celebitchy
Rita Ora needs to synchronize her eyebrow situation – Drunken Stepfather
Kim Richards is back on the wagon and isn’t robbing Targets anymore – Reality Tea
Here’s Taylor Swift trying to bring the sex – IDLYITW
Nothing like a little Instagram bikini photo shoot before lunch – The Superficial
For a second there I thought Brandi Glanville and Eddie Murphy were fucking now – Popoholic
Okay, but why is Zoe Kravitz wearing house slippers from the grocery store? – The Nip Slip
Mike Dikta farted on TV last night – Hollywood Tuna
Chris Rock is probably going to host the Oscars again – Popsugar
I see that Bradley Cooper is insanely jealous of the amazing acting skills and charisma of the plastic baby from American Sniper – Just Jared
(Mostly) hot dudes with (mostly) cute dogs – The Berry
Brandi Glanville wants her 12-year-old son to ask his 12-year-old date if she’s a virgin. You know, if the whole “being a fame whore” thing doesn’t work out for Brandi, she should be a dating coach to 12-year-olds since that’s obviously her calling – Starcasm
Dr. Ken got renewed – SOW
Taylor Swift is bringing in $1 million a day and I’m guessing that a good chunk of that goes to her lawyers since crazy bitch sues everyone – HuffPo
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