Hot Slut Of The Day!

October 19, 2015 / Posted by:

The Showgirls slot machine at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas!

Adrienne Maloof reportedly owns only 2% of the Palms Casino, so I doubt she’s hardly ever there and I seriously doubt she had any say in buying this masterpiece of a slot machine, but if she did, I take back all the bad things I ever said about that Lion-O from Thundercats-faced mess. On the floor of the casino at the Palms, there’s a Showgirls slut machineĀ and it should cost a minimum of $1 million, your soul and a bag of Sugar Snaps to play, but it’s a penny slot machine. So all cheap whores can play it!

YouTuber and slot machine reviewer Albert recently reviewed the Showgirls slot machine and sadly nowhere in his review did he say, “It doesn’t suck.

Celebrating the 20th anniversary of Showgirls the movie (1995), Elizabeth Berkley (from Saved by the Bell fame) finally gets her own slot LOL. This is a brand new slot machine by Ainsworth featuring a unique style bonus where you need to retrigger in order to activate an additional bonus feature w/ 5 extra bonus spins. I had a terrific run on this game and you’ll see how things progressed on 2 near back-to-back bonuses followed by some nice line hits thereafter. Palms, Las Vegas.

If it’s truly a Showgirls game then everybody who plays it will lose every penny they have on it and they’ll have to stripĀ at the Cheetah, which will lead to them getting hired to dance in the chorus of a show on the strip, which will lead to them fucking the star’s man, which will lead to them pushing the star down the stairs, which will lead to them taking the star’s place and eventually they’ll decide Vegas ate them whole and hitchhike out of town to L.A. That must happen to everybody who plays this game.

And even though Cristal Conners isn’t in it, looking at this slot machine in action still makes my nipples hard and I didn’t even need help from ice cubes.

(Thanks Tracy!)

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