Night Crumbs
Paulina Gretzky’s baby father and fiancé, pro golf player Dustin Johnson, may be having an affair with Alli MacKenzie, the now ex-wife of another golfer. Last year, there were rumors that Dustin and Ali got it on while she was still married. A pro golfer having a longterm affair? Pro golfers are supposed to keep their wandering peens moving and fuck as many Waffle House waitresses and club hostesses as possible. Tiger Wood is so ashamed of Dustin Johnson right now – Lainey Gossip
Speaking of alleged cheating tramps, Miranda Lambert may be riding Dierks Bentley’s married ass – Celebitchy
So, that’s the ass that Katherine Heigl talks out of most of the time – Drunken Stepfather
Like the crew members want to use Backdoor Farrah’s toilet anyway – Reality Tea
Mathew Knowles may have let Beyonce’s real age slip. Daddy Knowles better pull out the RAID if he doesn’t want the Beyhive to sting him to death while defending their queen – IDLYITW
The Shannon Twins still exist and they’re still a wreck – The Superficial
Olivia Wilde looks hot – Popoholic
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA! – Towleroad
Because I guess he wants to be eaten alive and spit out by Patsy Stone, Harry Styles may be in the AbFab movie – OMG Blog
We’re all in the wrong business. We all should’ve been YouTubers – Just Jared
Kate Hudson works that wonk eye – Hollywood Tuna
Erin Andrews has thrown a $75 million lawsuit at Marriott for that peephole video mess – HuffPo
Bring on the diabetes! Lucky Charms has finally answered every stoner’s prayer by selling a box full of marshmallows only – SOW
Bitch Got Sued: The Rosie O’Donnell Edition – Jezebel
FYI: Most of the cast of Cocoon is lounging the great big indoor pool in the sky – Pajiba
Leonardo DiCatchAHo’s hair is very “Shark Tank judge” – Popsugar
Weekend Programming Note: Allison is out this weekend, because Sunday is National Chocolate Cupcake Day and she’s really serious about it. J. Harvey will fill in all weekend.
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