Night Crumbs
Tarzan starring tall Swedish glass of leche Alexander Skarsgard and Margot Robbie may be headed for FlopVille like Pan. Well, there’s only one thing that can save it from being a bomb at the box office: PEEN! 3D PEEN! IMAX PEEN! Just peen! – Lainey Gossip
Here are the two hookers who allegedly partied with Lamar Odom for days – Drunken Stepfather
Lea Michele thinks her ass is a “showstopper.” Well, since her ass is such a showstopper, she should’ve presented it to Jessica Lange on the red carpet. Maybe Jessica Lange would’ve stopped for her showstopper ass. (Probably not) – Celebitchy
Stroke be damned! Kim Zolciak and her stupid waist trainer shall never be parted – Reality Tea
Tara Reid’s sleazy boyfriend looks like a character named “Douchebag #1″ in an Adam Sandler movie. I so would… – The Superficial
Rachel Bilson’s dress would look so much better wrapped around the cushions of a rattan sofa in an old lady’s Boca Raton sunroom – Popoholic
Rita Ora forgot her pants – The Nip Slip
Germany’s finest rose is more covered up than usual. She must’ve gone to church right after the event – Hollywood Tuna
Bernie Sanders went full Bernie Sanders on Ellen – Towleroad
Brooklyn Decker and Andy Roddick named their baby Hank. I hope they gave Hank her last name, because Hank Decker sounds like the name of a frazzled police detective in a 70s cop show – IDLYITW
I’ve read the message around your neck LOUD and CLEAR, Lena Dunham! – SOW
Scott Disick has temporarily left rehab to see Lamar Odom in Las Vegas – Starcasm
Kaley Cuoco and Johnny Galecki aren’t bumping nipples again. Okay. – HuffPo
Lamar Odom lying on his death bed kan’t keep the Kartrashians from Instagram – Just Jared
This is what Celine Dion’s son Ruh-nay Charles looks like now – Popsugar
I’m surprised The Mighty O didn’t hit T.I. with a lightning bolt – OMG Blog
NOTE: Apologies for the shortage of posts today. I had a doctor’s appointment that went a little longer than I thought it would. I didn’t expect people in Hazmat suits to come into the room, drag me into some kind of tent, hose me down with bleach and inject me with antibiotics. That’s standard, right?
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