Night Crumbs

Seen above blissfully dreaming of sucking on a foot in a field of foots as foots rain down on him, Quentin Tarantino talked to Bret Easton Ellis for The New York Times Magazine. QT used his toe-sucking mouth to talk about how he’s chapped in the ass about losing the Oscar and how he doesn’t care what black critics thinks of him. QT also said that The Hateful Eight is going to be over 3 hours long and will have an intermission. So if you’re planning to see it, make sure you charge your phone all the way, because you’re going to need it to pass the time by texting, playing games, searching for ass, taking selfies, FaceTiming with your friends, etc… – Lainey Gossip 

Carey Mulligan and Marcus Mumford’s baby’s name sounds like the name of a 1920s socialite turned silent movie star – Celebitchy

Blac Chyna and Amber Rose’s reality show isn’t happening – Reality Tea

Emilia Clarke is Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive. I guess Esquire hasn’t heard of a living woman named CHARO! – Drunken Stepfather 

Drunk ass Shia LaBeouf called a cop “silly” and claimed he’s in the National Guard before he got arrested – The Superficial 

Dumbass mess Periscopes herself drunk driving and yes, this happened in Florida. Where else? – Starcasm

Do you remember Jayde Nicole? Yeah, me neither, but she’s wearing my abuelita’s mourning veil as a skirt – Hollywood Tuna 

And here’s the Absolut hunk from Sex and the City without his shirt on – Popsugar

Is Pimp Mama Kris Julianne Hough’s new stylist? – Popoholic

Pizza Rat got a sequel – SOW

I see that the #cocksnotglocks movement has hit a Walmart in Alabama – Towleroad

T.I. says that you wimmuns are way too emotional to be president and if you’re screaming at him for that, you must be a woman and you’re just being emotional! – Jezebel

Panty Creamer of the Day: Frank Grillo with his nipples out in Details – Just Jared 

Tom Hiddleston talks about cake – Pajiba