Night Crumbs

October 9, 2015 / Posted by: Michael K

The trailer for Hail, Caesar! starring George Clooney and everybody with an IMDB page is out. I already hate this movie. And only because when the early 90s ended, I thought I would never have to see George Clooney in a caesar cut again – Lainey Gossip

Tila Tequila is a cancer-curing, door-bending anti-vaxxer. How has Scientology not scooped her up and crowned her as their new leader and queen? – Starcasm

Meryl Streep is talking about feminism again… This almost makes me miss the words of wisdom from Matt Damon – Celebitchy

“I’m sorry, there’s nothing we can do. The infection is too deep and too strong. We’re going to have to amputate Lassie’s tongue” – Drunken Stepfather

Charlie Sheen’s ex-goddess used to be Kendall and Kylie Jenner’s nanny. The jokes, they’re too easy – The Superficial

Yolanda Foster’s daughter and son also have Lyme disease – Reality Tea

I’m never crossing a bridge again – Towleroad

I actually like Kristen Stewart’s weed socks and I’m typing this while sober – Popoholic

I’m surprised this crazy lady’s car doesn’t have Florida plates on it – Hollywood Tuna

Somebody asked Natalie Dormer how she feels about people saying she looks like Kermit the Frog’s new piggy piece – Jezebel

Malcolm-Jamal Warner said that the Bill Cosby allegations tarnished The Cosby Show – HuffPo

Three happy words: IT’S CAROL CHANNING! – Boy Culture

After smoking my 4th or 5th bowl, this is going to be me tonight – The Berry

Now we know that the Photoshop artiste who does Kim Kardashian’s Instagram pictures also works for Victoria’s Secret – SOW

FYI: Jared Leto is still dressing like a toddler at Burning Man – Popsugar

QUICK WEEKEND PROGRAMMING NOTE: Allison, our resident Canadian, is out on Sunday, because she’s leading a DON’T DEPORT RANDY QUAID rally in the park. J. Harvey will fill in for her.

Tags: Night Crumbs

Our commenting rules: Don't be racist or bigoted, or post comments like "Who cares?", or have multiple accounts, or repost a comment that was deleted by a mod, or post NSFW pics/videos/GIFs, or go off topic when not in an Open Post, or post paparazzi/event/red carpet pics from photo agencies due to copyright infringement issues. Also, promoting adblockers, your website, or your forum is not allowed. Breaking a rule may result in your Disqus account getting permanently or temporarily banned. New commenters must go through a period of pre-moderation. And some posts may be pre-moderated so it could take a minute for your comment to appear if it's approved. If you have a question or an issue with comments, email: [email protected]