Night Crumbs

October 9, 2015 / Posted by:

The trailer for Hail, Caesar! starring George Clooney and everybody with an IMDB page is out. I already hate this movie. And only because when the early 90s ended, I thought I would never have to see George Clooney in a caesar cut again – Lainey Gossip 

Tila Tequila is a cancer-curing, door-bending anti-vaxxer. How has Scientology not scooped her up and crowned her as their new leader and queen? – Starcasm

Meryl Streep is talking about feminism again… This almost makes me miss the words of wisdom from Matt DamonCelebitchy

I’m sorry, there’s nothing we can do. The infection is too deep and too strong. We’re going to have to amputate Lassie’s tongue” Drunken Stepfather

Charlie Sheen’s ex-goddess used to be Kendall and Kylie Jenner’s nanny. The jokes, they’re too easy – The Superficial 

Yolanda Foster’s daughter and son also have Lyme disease – Reality Tea 

I’m never crossing a bridge again – Towleroad

I actually like Kristen Stewart’s weed socks and I’m typing this while sober – Popoholic

I’m surprised this crazy lady’s car doesn’t have Florida plates on it – Hollywood Tuna 

Somebody asked Natalie Dormer how she feels about people saying she looks like Kermit the Frog’s new piggy piece – Jezebel

Malcolm-Jamal Warner said that the Bill Cosby allegations tarnished The Cosby Show – HuffPo

Three happy words: IT’S CAROL CHANNING! – Boy Culture 

After smoking my 4th or 5th bowl, this is going to be me tonight – The Berry 

Now we know that the Photoshop artiste who does Kim Kardashian’s Instagram pictures also works for Victoria’s Secret – SOW

FYI: Jared Leto is still dressing like a toddler at Burning Man – Popsugar

QUICK WEEKEND PROGRAMMING NOTE: Allison, our resident Canadian, is out on Sunday, because she’s leading a DON’T DEPORT RANDY QUAID rally in the park. J. Harvey will fill in for her.

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