Night Crumbs
Prince Hot Ginge was given some special rugby boots with his name on them while visiting the Paignton Rugby Club. I have shoes just like that! Except mine say “Mr. Prince Harry” on them and I wear them with my “Husband of Prince Harry” half t-shirt and my customized ass-less sweats with the words “Property Of Hot Ginge” on the crotch. When I wear that outfit out, everybody gives me compliments. “I’m calling the police on you, you crazy fuck” is a compliment, right? – Lainey Gossip
Ronda Rousey is going to pummel Justin Bieber until he’s a puddle of syrup and then she’s going to enjoy that syrup with a stack of pancakes. Yes, it’ll have a slight taste of dirty douche water, but Ronda will still enjoy it – The Superficial
Meanwhile, the gay mafia hibernates in their den… – Towleroad
Kate Winslet is in lingerie in Esquire – Hollywood Tuna
Bradley Cooper’s ex-beard is in Vogue Brazil – Drunken Stepfather
This pig is on bath salts – The Berry
Holly Madison thinks “Jessica” is a stripper name and also thinks having a stripper name is a bad thing – Celebitchy
In that orange dress, Cate Blanchett looks like a Three’s Company extra and I’m into it – Just Jared
Kiki Dunst’s dress looks like leather made from baby diarrhea – Popoholic
That pig’s side-eye says everything that needs to be said – SOW
Panty Creamer of the Day: Liam Hemsworth’s nipples – Popsugar
Backdoor Farrah is continuing to prove that her delusion knows no bounds – Reality Tea
And Kelly Rutherford is continuing to prove that her gift for crying to the press knows no bounds – Jezebel
Nicole Brown’s dog is the lone star of the newest teaser for American Crime Story: The People vs O.J. Simpson – OMG Blog
Kanye West totally designed RiRi’s album cover – Boy Culture
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