Night Crumbs

October 1, 2015 / Posted by:

Sofia Vergara thinks that women should only wear their hair up if they’re under 40 or over 60. Okay, well, then can someone doctor Sofia Vergara’s birth certificate to read that she’s 61 or 39 so she can stop wearing her hair the same boring ass way at every award show? – Celebitchy

Here’s a bearded Prince Hot Ginge playing with a ball I wish belonged to me and yes, I meant it like that – Lainey Gossip

If we blasted this Honey Boo Boo song at an ISIS compound, we’d totally destroy them easily – The Superficial 

Anne Hathaway gave us dreamy ladylike flasher in GlamourDrunken Stepfather

Backdoor Farrah’s daughter keeps making loads of cash from the Tooth Fairy. But why do I have a feeling that Backdoor Farrah took back that “Tooth Fairy” money from her daughter after making her pose with it for Instagram? – Reality Tea

Jessica Chastain is sick of women wearing catsuits in movies! – IDLYITW

I see that Kendall Jenner is wearing her church clothes in Paris – WWTDD

Don’t worry, everyone, Joanna Krupa’s elegance will save animals! – Hollywood Tuna

Nick Jonas: “I am not queerbating!” Me, a gay person: “Queerbait me all you want, as long as you do it topless!”Towleroad

Um, where can I sign up to be an extra on Westworld? But I’m not doing that naked horseback riding stuff. I have to draw the line somewhere – Egotastic

Kate Winslet’s Oscar is in her bathroom – SOW

Jenna Dewan’s top used to be my abuelita’s bedskirt – Popoholic

Andrew Garfield sounds a mess in this interview. Cheer up, Andrew Garfield! You’re really fucking rich and your last name is a cartoon cat’s first name – Pajiba

Avril Lavigne was killed years ago and replaced with some impostor. We all knew it! – Jezebel

Jennifer Lawrence can put one of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man’s balls in her mouth, basically – The Berry 

*NSYNC turned 20 today. In other words, your pubes will turn white soon – Popsugar

Travis Barker’s spokeswhore confirms that he’s been dating Rita Whora for 10 whole days…. – Just Jared


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