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September 25, 2015 / Posted by:

Star Magazine says that Eva Mendes is jealous of Ryan Gosling’s chemistry with his “work wifeEmma Stone and doesn’t trust their asses together. Hmmm… I would look up pap pictures of Emma and Ryan on set so I can fully examine their chemistry, but my eyes are currently too busy rolling over the term “work wife”Celebitchy

I can’t with Idris Elba’s beanie, but I can with the bulgey-ish action in his pants – Lainey Gossip

Selena Gomez’s dress looks like it’s made out of an old pair of Hugh Hefner’s satin pajamas. I hope they checked it for tapioca pudding stains and old man jizz before putting it on her body – The Superficial 

Kandi Burruss shows you that you can make a stunningly gorgeous maternity dress out of trash bags – Reality Tea 

Party like it’s 2001 again, because Janet Jackson’s song with Missy Elliott is out – Towleroad

Cindy Crawford is in something called The EditDrunken Stepfather

My thoughts and prayers go out to this dude’s toilet – Hollywood Tuna 

We’re laughing at this dog now, but we won’t be laughing when we find out that all trashcan lids are possessed and sent from hell – The Berry 

Anthony Anderson’s getting a divorce too, because why not, everybody else is doing it – Just Jared

And as everyone’s marriage eats shit in the gutter, Liv Tyler gets engaged – Popsugar

Everything is right in the world, because the paparazzi are taking pictures of Hilary Duff walking from her car again – Popoholic

In “shit you probably didn’t know” news, Mistresses is still on and it’ll continue to be on – SOW

Caitlyn Jenner is officially Caitlyn Jenner now – HuffPo

Kendra Wilkinson is still shitting on Holly MadisonJezebel

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