Night Crumbs
Goopy Paltrow and her dude Brad Falchuk made their public debut as a couple on social media. (Yes, that sentence gave me the heaves too.) You can tell they’re together, because Brad looks like he’s a fart away from shitting his pants and that’s the look of a man who’s been forced to go on a GOOP-approved 2-week-long mangosteen and kumquat water cleanse – Popsugar
Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck may be over, but their farmer’s market photo-ops live on – Lainey Gossip
The styrofoam heads that Kim Zolciak lays her wigs on at night probably look more organic and human in the face than she does – Reality Tea
“I hope this bitch isn’t going to ask me to go anus steaming with her again” is what Daniel Craig is thinking in that picture – The Superficial
FYI: Rob Lowe doesn’t do “spatula work,” so don’t ever ask him – Celebitchy
Kate Upton is in W Korea looking like she’s trying to push out a fart – Drunken Stepfather
The Dalai Lama says that the next Dalai Lama can be a woman but she “must” be hot. Okay, if that’s the case, then can we stop playing around and forget the whole “reincarnation” thing and just name Dolly Parton the next Dolly Lama already! It’s what the world wants and needs! – Jezebel
If you really want to listen to Ryan Adams’ “1989” cover album, here you go – Towleroad
Annie Potts is in the Ghostbusters reboot, which tells us that Hollywood is still good for something! – Pajiba
This guy is a regular American Sniper – Hollywood Tuna
Well, here’s one way to make the Star Wars nerds combust – IDLYITW
Emma Blunt’s dress would make pretty Christmas wrapping paper – Popoholic
This is what the inside of Elizabeth Taylor’s house looked like – The Berry
Brangelina might be adding to their child army – ICYDK
Panty Creamer of the Day: a shirtless Jamie Dornan – Just Jared
Rose McGowan made a music video and it’s very Bjork on a budget – HuffPo
In these outtakes from Henry Cavill’s Men’s Health UK spread, his nipples are sitting up real nice in that shirt – OMG Blog
Note: The CAPTION THIS Contest is taking the day off. It’ll be back tomorrow!
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