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Lemon Up shampoo and conditioner!

Lemon Up is from the fuckery pre-cum of the 80s known as the 70s, so I never used it, because I didn’t have hair or a head back then since I wasn’t born yet. But apparently, it was sort of popular and kind of a cult shampoo product (whatever that means). Each bottle of Lemon Up had an entire lemon in it. The lemon was supposed to erase all the detergents and chemicals and crap from your hair. I don’t know how it’s supposed to get the detergents out of your hair when I’m sure Lemon Up shampoo has detergents in it, but whatever. It had a whole lemon in it! I will not question. When this was first sent to me, I thought Lemon Up was a highlighting shampoo, because in the 80s, several girls I knew squeezed lemons in their hair like they were a damn piece of fish. The lemon gave them ~natural~ highlights. A lemon is nature’s Sun-In.

Lemon Up shampoo is still sold today. I don’t really care about the shampoo, but I am throwing a “How YOU doin’?” look at that bottle. Lemon up your… Yes, it’s come to that. It’s come to looking at a 70s shampoo bottle like it’s an ass dildo.

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