Night Crumbs

September 11, 2015 / Posted by:

Taylor Swift’s current piece Calvin Harris was papped leaving an L.A. massage place that is know for its happy endings (according to Yelp reviewers). Calvin was inside for two hours. Oh, I don’t know, maybe the only thing Calvin squirted out was a stream of tears as the massage therapist comforted him and he rocked back and off while talking about how he doesn’t want to go back home because Taylor is going to make him have another tea party with her cats – Lainey Gossip 

Lara Stone is giving me Sharon Stone in Casino (at least in that top picture) – Drunken Stepfather

NeNe Leakes want on The Real Housewives of Beverly HillsReality Tea 

Jennifer Lawrence admits that she’s too young to play some of the roles she’s played, but it’s not her fault that David O. Russell is obsessed with her ass and will cast as a 30-something – Celebitchy

Thanks to Fox News and CNN’s lacking 9/11 coverage, Melissa Joan Hart is thisclose to doing a special titled “Clarissa Explains 9/11”The Superficial 

Natalie Portman’s dress looks like it was made from the curtains in a Victorian nursery – Popoholic

Rick Perry dropped out of the GOP presidential race, but don’t worry, there’s still 8,985 candidates left to choose from – Towleroad

It’s Friday, so here’s some pictures of Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn looking happy – Popsugar

What in 90s 9th grader meets Lisa Bonet’s worst outfit HELL is Vanessa Hudgens wearing? – Hollywood Tuna 

Sarah Silverman wants an Oscar – Pajiba

This tortoise probably thinks he’s hot shit now that he’s been named the world’s fastest tortoise. He shouldn’t be so proud, because I could totally beat him in a race (no, I couldn’t)  – SOW

Scott Isadick probably boned Kimbo StewartICYDK

Those dogs totally want to motorboat Kate UptonThe Nip Slip  

Sweet moves: This Starbucks barista (who was probably snorting beans whole) has ’em – The Berry 

Lady Gaga looks stunning and I’m ONLY saying that because she’s got exquisite Lucite heels on her hooves – WWTDD

Sandra Bullock is at the Toronto International Film Festival and she didn’t bring her dog shit vigilante boyfriend with her (but she did pose with George Clooney) – Just Jared

Pic: Splash

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