Night Crumbs
The Summer of Splits may have thought that it ate every last piece of true love, but true love lives! Because Prince Hot Ginge may be back with Chelsy Davy, my favorite raggedy blonde party girl from Zimbabwe – Lainey Gossip
Kelly Rutherford really needs to work on her staged photo-op skills. I am really disappointed that she didn’t make her kids wear American flag shorts with shirts that read, “I Miss The USA” – Celebitchy
Bob Harper is the new host of The Biggest Loser – Reality Tea
I don’t know how this happened, but I’m into it: Paloma Faith models lingerie for Agent Provocateur – Drunken Stepfather
Germany’s official flower proves that yes, a pair of suspenders can be worn as an entire outfit! – Hollywood Tuna
The frontman of Survivor would like everyone to know that he’s not okay with “Eye of the Tiger” playing before Kim Davis’ speech, which I’m convinced was written and produced by Christopher Guest – Towleroad
Tom Brady loves Donald Trump – The Superficial
Tom Hardy loves those classic pucker-inducing pictures from his MySpace – Jezebel
Zoe Kravitz performed with her nipple plates showing and that’s great and everything, but can we get more of Lenny Kravitz’s dick flopping out as he gets down? – The Nip Slip
Heidi Klum got spanked with the thirsty spoon, I mean, the naughty spoon – IDLYITW
Tom Brady says that he and Gisele Bundchen are not getting a divorce. Okay, but wait until she sees that Trump hat in his locker… – Just Jared
And somewhere, a memaw is standing in her dining room wondering where her favorite curtains went… – Popoholic
Panty Creamers of the Day: A Speedo-wearing Luke Evans and his Speedo-wearing daddy friend – OMG Blog
Here’s Selena Gomez’s new album cover, which sucked me in because I couldn’t stop staring at the massive black hole between her legs – HuffPo
Now this really is true love – The Berry
Chucky is back – SOW
Taylor Swift has more Instagram followers than Kim Kartrashian now. That means something, I guess – ICYDK
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