Hot Slut Of The Day!
Eric, the asshole bird from Australia who doesn’t mince words when fighting with a dog.
Screw that manufactured beef between Nicki Minaj and Miley Cyrus. This is the kind of beef the Internet wants, needs and deserves.
Cats just got themselves an unlikely ally in their never-ending war against dogs. Over in Australia lives Eric, a dirty bird with a mouth like a Dlisted commenter. As his human Sharon Curle recorded on her phone, Eric got into a little tussle with the family dog and it seems like his troublemaking ass started it. Eric’s human tells him to calm down, stop spitting and let the dog live its life. Eric doesn’t listen and when the dog fights back, he shoots out a cunt bomb from his beak. Oh Eric, if there was a Dlisted School of Language Arts, you’d be our valedictorian.
The Internet has lied to us and played with our emotions too many times, so there’s a part of me that thinks some ventriloquism shit is going down and a human is saying those words. But if it’s true, then Eric needs to be on a reality TV show now. I don’t know if he lives anywhere near Melbourne, but he should be on Real Housewives of Melbourne. He spits at tricks, calls them “cunts” and he works a smoky eye better than all of the birds on that show. He’s perfect!
via Facebook (For Joanne and Laura)