Night Crumbs
Ben Affleck’s ex-nanny/maybe piece got a $1 million offer to do porn as Batwoman. Going from fucking the famous married dad you work for to fucking in a Batman parody porn IS the American dream and bitch is living it! – Lainey Gossip
Megan Fox will probably have to give Brian Austin Green spousal support because he’s got vertigo and can’t work – Celebitchy
Bindi Irwin is going to be in Dancing with the Stars and I bet you care as much as that cheetah in the pic does – Reality Tea
And here’s a SANS Photoshopped Emma Roberts in ads for a lingerie company – Drunken Stepfather
And here’s Chestica Simpson trying to balance on the stilts she calls shoes – The Superficial
Nick Jonas promises that season 2 of Kingdom will have more man-on-man blowjobs in an alley – Towleroad
Bai Ling is the pinnacle of demure, even when she “forgets” to put on a shirt – Hollywood Tuna
Oh, it’s just Kristen Stewart dressed up like a little girl for Woody Allen’s new movie…. – Popoholic
A photographer claims that Mad Mel Gibson called her a “cunt” and spit in her face. Hmmm.. Mel didn’t also call her a racial slur and tell her to blow him before jacuzzi? Mel really is getting soft with age! – IDLYITW
This cat is definitely going to kill somebody in their sleep – Jezebel
Puppy photo shoots > newborn human photo shoots – The Berry
Avril Lavigne won’t be getting an invite to join Taylor Swift’s collection of famous (and sort of not really that famous) girls anytime soon – HuffPo
Brit Brit Spears either forgot she was dating that Charlie Ebersol trick or… No, there is no or, she totally forgot – Popsugar
Tracy Morgan got married – ICYDK
For some weird reason, Katherine (insert the sound of you hocking up a phlegm ball) got cast as a lead in another TV show – Just Jared
The buff pocket hottie from this season of America’s Next Top Model (yes, that show is still on and no, I can’t believe it either) has bared his nalgas a few times – (NSFW) OMG Blog
This pussy really knows how to work the pole – SOW
Pic: Splash