Night Crumbs

August 24, 2015 / Posted by:

Ben Affleck’s ex-nanny/maybe piece got a $1 million offer to do porn as Batwoman. Going from fucking the famous married dad you work for to fucking in a Batman parody porn IS the American dream and bitch is living it! – Lainey Gossip

Megan Fox will probably have to give Brian Austin Green spousal support because he’s got vertigo and can’t work – Celebitchy

Bindi Irwin is going to be in Dancing with the Stars and I bet you care as much as that cheetah in the pic does – Reality Tea 

And here’s a SANS Photoshopped Emma Roberts in ads for a lingerie company – Drunken Stepfather

And here’s Chestica Simpson trying to balance on the stilts she calls shoes – The Superficial 

Nick Jonas promises that season 2 of Kingdom will have more man-on-man blowjobs in an alley – Towleroad

Bai Ling is the pinnacle of demure, even when she “forgets” to put on a shirt – Hollywood Tuna

Oh, it’s just Kristen Stewart dressed up like a little girl for Woody Allen’s new movie…. – Popoholic

A photographer claims that Mad Mel Gibson called her a “cunt” and spit in her face. Hmmm.. Mel didn’t also call her a racial slur and tell her to blow him before jacuzzi? Mel really is getting soft with age! – IDLYITW

This cat is definitely going to kill somebody in their sleep – Jezebel

Puppy photo shoots > newborn human photo shoots – The Berry 

Avril Lavigne won’t be getting an invite to join Taylor Swift’s collection of famous (and sort of not really that famous) girls anytime soon – HuffPo

Brit Brit Spears either forgot she was dating that Charlie Ebersol trick or… No, there is no or, she totally forgot – Popsugar

Tracy Morgan got married – ICYDK

For some weird reason, Katherine (insert the sound of you hocking up a phlegm ball) got cast as a lead in another TV show – Just Jared

The buff pocket hottie from this season of America’s Next Top Model (yes, that show is still on and no, I can’t believe it either) has bared his nalgas a few times – (NSFW) OMG Blog

This pussy really knows how to work the pole – SOW

Pic: Splash

Tags:
SHARE
Our commenting rules: Don't be racist or bigoted, or post comments like "Who cares?", or have multiple accounts, or repost a comment that was deleted by a mod, or post NSFW pics/videos/GIFs, or go off topic when not in an Open Post, or post paparazzi/event/red carpet pics from photo agencies due to copyright infringement issues. Also, promoting adblockers, your website, or your forum is not allowed. Breaking a rule may result in your Disqus account getting permanently or temporarily banned. New commenters must go through a period of pre-moderation. And some posts may be pre-moderated so it could take a minute for your comment to appear if it's approved. If you have a question or an issue with comments, email: michaelk@dlisted.com

src="https://c.statcounter.com/922697/0/f674ac4a/1/"
alt="drupal analytics" >