Night Crumbs

The Nanny is still working the ho stroll and that’s great and everything, but can she ask whoever is giving her money to give her a wardrobe allowance so she doesn’t have to buy her shit at the Wilson’s Leather outlet, Sheplers and 10DollarMall anymore? – Lainey Gossip 

Alec and Hilaria Baldwin have 5 nannies. Yeah, that may seem crazy, but I’m sure 3 of the nannies are solely there to stick a pacifier in Alec Baldwin’s mouth and soothe him with a lullaby when he throws a hissy fit tantrum – Celebitchy

Lara Stone’s nipples are in W Korea – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Why is Kylie Jenner even bothering with that life vest? If she falls in the water, the flotation devices in her but will keep her up – The Superficial 

Yes, Dancing with the Has-Beens is still on. No, Len Goodman isn’t going to be on it next season – Reality Tea 

Pimp Mama Kris is trying to pimp Kendall Jenner out to Zayn Malik – IDLYITW

Oh, don’t bother John Travolta while he has a little “him” time in Canada – Hollywood Tuna 

Morrissey is on a roll and made sure to offend as many people as possible while talking to the iguana in suspenders that is Larry King – Towleroad

This baby reacts to a cat the same way I react when someone waves a Strawberry Shortcake bar at me – The Berry 

I hope Emma Stone slathered SPF: Infinity on her body because even the brightness of that yellow purse could tan her legs a bit – Popoholic

Why should Beyonce lick her own ass in a stupid interview when others can do it for her? – Jezebel

Kelly Clarkson has a CASE OF THE BABIES again – HuffPo

So does that Glee blondie who thinks dolphins are gay sharks – Just Jared 

Sir Patrick Stewart gives good AMA – Pajiba

Presenting, The Little MerCheeto – SOW

Pic: Splash