Night Crumbs

August 17, 2015 / Posted by: Michael K

Julia Roberts and Joan Baez have joined Taylor Swift’s Girl Squad and they both made an appearance at her show in Santa Clara, CA over the weekend. Tay Tay can keep Julia Roberts, but not Joan Baez! Hide yo idols, because Tay Tay is snatching all of them up! – Lainey Gossip

A blood tear trickles down Pimp Mama Kris’ cheek as she reads offer after offer from porn companies who want a piece of her now legal daughter. To PMK, reading those offers is like reading college acceptance letters – The Superficial

Brooks Ayers is no longer filling Vicki Gunvalson’s love tank – Reality Tea

Wendy Williams will soon drown in gallons of slobber and drool flying out of the mouths of Ariana Grande Latte’s fetus-aged fans who are pissed at her for talking trash about their idol – Celebitchy

I have no idea what a Bip Ling is (Is she Bai Ling’s long-lost space sister from another planet?), but I do know that she’s giving me superhero lot lizard – Hollywood Tuna

Miley Cyrus has got a hillbilly crotch full of Drake’s face – Drunken Stepfather

If the paparazzi take a picture of Hilary Duff and she’s not walking to her car, are they really taking a picture of Hilary Duff? That is the thought I had while looking at these pictures of Hilary Duff not walking to her car – Popoholic

Tracy Morgan will make his grand comeback by hosting Saturday Night Live in October – Jezebel

Austrian tennis player peen alert! – (NSFW) OMG Blog

Jessica Alba doesn’t look like she’s burned up, so she’s obviously not using her own sunscreen – Popsugar

Man ass galore – The Berry

Ellen DeGeneres gave an “it gets better” speech to the LGBT children of the world at last night’s Teen Choice Awards – Towleroad

The boyfriend of Morgan Freeman’s ex step-granddaughter was arrested and charged with killing her. He apparently was trying to do an exorcism. A kitten video would be good right about now – HuffPo

Straight Outta Compton was #1 at the box office this weekend, which means that I’m probably going to see more of those “Straight Outta” picture on Facebook – Just Jared

Your guide to why everyone hates The Fat Jew right now (and everyone includes that dog who so does not want to be there) – Pajiba

And here’s the Star Wars: The Force Awakens poster with Harrison Ford saying, “Hey, don’t forget about me,” on it – IDLYITW

Pic: Getty

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