Night Crumbs
Robert Pattinson and FKA Twigs have pushed their wedding date back, because she can’t decide if she wants a masked ball wedding or a Baroque-themed wedding. I, for one, am glad I will never be invited that mess of a wedding, because I really don’t want to try to eat cake while wearing a goddamn mask and I really don’t want to have to wear a ruff collar I made from white coffee filters just to see someone get married – Lainey Gossip
The good news is that Beetlejuice 2 is definitely happening. The better news is that Tim Burton isn’t replacing Michael Keaton with his main bitch Johnny Depp – Celebitchy
Which Real Housewife of Atlanta cast member is turning tricks and trying to sell a sex tape? I’m going with that shameless Mama Joyce! – Reality Tea
Expect Britney Spears to announce that she’s taking 4 weeks off from her show to recuperate, but this is the most dancing I’ve seen her done in decades and she’s probably sorer than sore – Drunken Stepfather
Three more Bill Cosby accusers came forward, which brings the count to I don’t even know anymore – The Superficial
Sorry, Kylie Jenner, but Pimp Mama Kris probably blew all your money on the newborn babies she has to give as sacrifices to keep the family famous – IDLYITW
Luke Evans put his nipples on Instagram – Towleroad
Miranda Kerr and her latest billionaire piece are still together – Hollywood Tuna
Emily Ratatouille is giving me Dynasty disco and I’m into it – Popoholic
The ultimate “Thanks, Obama“: Sesame Street got chopped down to 30 minutes – Jezebel
“You pick up men and you fuck them in the bathroom” is the best line of the Real Housewives of New York City reunion, so far – OMG Blog
Great Danes are terrible huggers and so damn needy – The Berry
Sharon Stone works her naked ass body and eyebrow situation of perfection in Harper’s Bazaar – (NSFW because of the ads on the side) The Nip Slip
Another day, another reboot: Fresh Prince of Bel-Air may come back to TV – SOW
Ne-Yo and Common are going to be in The Wiz Live – Just Jared
Katy Perry is on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar September issue – ICYDK
But really, Cookie Lyon should’ve been on the cover instead – Popsugar
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