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August 13, 2015 / Posted by:

Robert Pattinson and FKA Twigs have pushed their wedding date back, because she can’t decide if she wants a masked ball wedding or a Baroque-themed wedding. I, for one, am glad I will never be invited that mess of a wedding, because I really don’t want to try to eat cake while wearing a goddamn mask and I really don’t want to have to wear a ruff collar I made from white coffee filters just to see someone get married – Lainey Gossip

The good news is that Beetlejuice 2 is definitely happening. The better news is that Tim Burton isn’t replacing Michael Keaton with his main bitch Johnny DeppCelebitchy

Which Real Housewife of Atlanta cast member is turning tricks and trying to sell a sex tape? I’m going with that shameless Mama Joyce! – Reality Tea 

Expect Britney Spears to announce that she’s taking 4 weeks off from her show to recuperate, but this is the most dancing I’ve seen her done in decades and she’s probably sorer than sore – Drunken Stepfather

Three more Bill Cosby accusers came forward, which brings the count to I don’t even know anymore – The Superficial 

Sorry, Kylie Jenner, but Pimp Mama Kris probably blew all your money on the newborn babies she has to give as sacrifices to keep the family famous – IDLYITW

Luke Evans put his nipples on Instagram – Towleroad

Miranda Kerr and her latest billionaire piece are still together – Hollywood Tuna 

Emily Ratatouille is giving me Dynasty disco and I’m into it – Popoholic

The ultimate “Thanks, Obama“: Sesame Street got chopped down to 30 minutes – Jezebel

You pick up men and you fuck them in the bathroom” is the best line of the Real Housewives of New York City reunion, so far – OMG Blog

Great Danes are terrible huggers and so damn needy – The Berry 

Sharon Stone works her naked ass body and eyebrow situation of perfection in Harper’s Bazaar – (NSFW because of the ads on the side) The Nip Slip 

Another day, another reboot: Fresh Prince of Bel-Air may come back to TV – SOW

Ne-Yo and Common are going to be in The Wiz LiveJust Jared

Katy Perry is on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar September issue – ICYDK

But really, Cookie Lyon should’ve been on the cover instead – Popsugar

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