Night Crumbs

August 3, 2015 / Posted by:

Reba McEntire and her husband/manager Narvel Blackstock are over and are getting a divorce after being married for 26 years. No celebrity union is safe from the marriage grim reaper this summer. QUICK! Everyone drop everything and form a prayer circle around Coco and Ice-T – HuffPo

John Mayer and Katy Perry are back together. And I’m sure that in the 6 seconds it took me to type that last sentence, they broke up and got back together 4 more times – Lainey Gossip

Goopy Paltrow claims she didn’t even write “conscious uncoupling.” Yeah, sure, Goopy  – Celebitchy

Jeff Lewis from Flipping Out got fired from Living Spaces for being Jeff Lewis – Reality Tea 

You can tell Jimmy Kimmel to pull himself off of the bathroom floor now, because Cecil the Lion’s brother wasn’t killed – WWTDD 

Gigi Hadid is in W MagazineDrunken Stepfather

Amy Schumer is fighting for stricter gun control because of the shooting during a showing of Trainwreck. And on another note, why didn’t I know that Chuck Schumer is her cousin?! – The Superficial 

Hilary Duff was papped walking again, which is good news for you, because now you’ll be able to sleep through the night – The Nip Slip 

Here’s something for your Ruby Rose fap file – Egotastic

Lenny Kravitz looks hot, even when he’s making a “just inhaled the scent of dirty ass” face – Tom + Lorenzo

I’ve been to that In-N-Out in Downey, CA and I don’t remember seeing a meth shake on the menu. Ugh, it’s probably on the secret menu. Dumb me! – Jezebel

Demi Lovato delivers an A+++ eyebrow game on the cover of CosmopolitanPopoholic

Emily Ratatouille does British GQHollywood Tuna 

Leslie Jordan doesn’t think he’s a hero for spilling the tea, literally, on a homophobe – Towleroad

Move your leg, kid, I need to see if Gisele Bundchen’s chichis look more lifted or not! – Popsugar

Some Atlanta shock jock decided to troll Michael B. Jordan and Kate Mara and probably because he saw all the attention that Good Day Sacramento got – Pajiba

A tabloid paid $100,000 for a photo of Bobbi Kristina Brown in her casket. I’m disappointed that Second Cousin Dionne Warwick wasn’t standing by the casket ready to slap a whore the minute they pulled a cell phone out – The Wrap 


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