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July 31, 2015 / Posted by:

Kate Moss and her Count von Count-looking ass husband of 4 years Jamie Hince are probably done for real, because he was seen getting touchy with model Jessica Stam. If their marriage is really done, this means that the long-awaited triumphant reunion of the Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton of our time, Kate Moss and Pete Doherty, can finally happen! (That’s probably not a good idea, though) – Lainey Gossip 

Whitney Cummings gained some chunk for the sake of her face – WWTDD

Nobody likes Mondays, except for Mimi’s billionaire boyfriend, because that’s when she gives up the coochie, apparently – Celebitchy

That Helen Mirren wax figure in the black dress better be wearing exquisite Lucite heels – Tom + Lorenzo

Tami Roman of Basketball Wives and Real World: Los Angeles (the first one) had a miscarriage 🙁 – Reality Tea 

Presenting the hot pieces at Guy Ritchie’s wedding – Popsugar

Germany’s finest rose and her TOTALLY natural chichis got their own calendar. The pictures are NSFW, because it would be awkward if you passed out in your cubicle due to the massive amounts of organic beauty in these pictures – Drunken Stepfather

Sorry Games of Thrones, but Lifetime’s Full House movie is obviously going to sweep the Emmys next year – Egotastic

Heidi Klum’s nipple looks like this, in case you forgot – The Superficial 

MiserAlba either smells a fart or she’s trying to push one out – Popoholic

Leslie Jordan is not the one yesterday, today or tomorrow and will attack your homophobic ass with iced tea if you act wrong in a Starbucks. And it takes a special kind of dumb to say anti-gay shit in a Starbucks in West Hollywood – Towleroad

Ronda Rousey is here to school you on what a “do nothing bitch” is – Hollywood Tuna 

Jessica Alba’s non-toxic sunscreen is as good at not burning you as she is at acting – Jezebel

Reminder: Pretty much everyone on TLC is awful – Pajiba

Vintage (really vintage) David DuchovnySOW

The Facebook baby probably gave Mark Zuckerberg a thumbs up, because she knows she’s going to be SO RICH – Just Jared  

QUICK PROGRAMMING NOTE: Allison is out tomorrow to celebrate National Raspberry Cream Pie Day, so J. Harvey is filling in for her. She’ll be back on Sunday.


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