Afternoon Crumbs
Anne Hathaway made a joke on Instagram about the joke that Amy Schumer made about her in Trainwreck. Please, you know that after the movie, Anne went home and spent 12 hours straight writing, rehearsing and performing a one woman show (with songs) about how Amy and Judd Apatow are jealous of her raw talent. You know, I’d buy tickets to that show – Lainey Gossip
Congratulations to Kylie Jenner for graduating Sigma Get Money from Pimp Mama Kris’ School of Fame Whoring – Celebitchy
Monica Bellucci poses on a prison cot and looks hot while doing so – Drunken Stepfather
Dayman and Batman V Superman got a mash-up – The Superficial
My favorite part of the Trainwreck tricks re-enacting a scene from Real Housewives of New York is Bill Hader saying he doesn’t know who Bethenney Frankel is – Jezebel
THIS is definitely someone’s fetish – Towleroad
I’m gay and I like candy, so I’m not really checking out Doutzen Kroes’ ass. Instead I’m thinking about how her two piece looks like a pack of tropical Starburst – Popoholic
The big-tittied blonde model who isn’t Kate Upton wore Miley Cyrus-approved duct tape pasties in GQ – IDLYITW
RiRi is still walking around in her sleeping clothes – The Nipple Slip
So basically, Fifty Cent is trying to make everyone believe that he’s “leasing a Rolex and a Ferrari but living in a studio in Van Nuys” rich – WWTDD
This kid eats a hot dog like a drunk on the subway at 3am – The Berry
Nikki Reed picked up trash on the beach – Hollywood Tuna
Sam Smith is melting (and burning) away – OMG Blog
Aaron Paul’s proposed resolution to the Nicki Minaj vs. Taylor Swift thing is missing a “biiiiiitch” – Popsugar
The Difficult Brown was forced to stay in the Philippines for a bit, but he was released. To which the rest of the word says, “WHYYYYYYYYYY????” – ICYDK
Empire sticks the tip in a little bit by releasing a season 2 teaser trailer – Entertainment Weekly
The trailer for Spectre doesn’t have any Daniel Craig nipples in it, but I’m still into it – Pajiba
Lee Ann Edmonds, the ex-wife of Jim Edmonds from Real Housewives of Orange County, has died – Reality Tea
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