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Titus, the bat dog of Charleston, SC!
When I see the words “bat dog,” I think of this bat dog who would’ve been a better Batman than Ben Affleck, obviously. But Titus is a different kind of bat dog. Titus is the official bat dog of the minor league baseball team the Charleston RiverDogs and at every home game, it’s his job to fetch the bats from the field. Yes, another dog who actually works for his doggy chow. I wonder when the rest of our dog friends are going to get the hint and finally get a job so they can stop mooching. (And yes, I typed that while throwing a shady look at my lazy ass dog who doesn’t care since he’s too busy taking his 13th nap of the morning. If only scientists could find a way to turn his nap time snores into usable energy. He’d keep Las Vegas running for the rest of his days.)
6-year-old Titus was rescued from an animal shelter in Myrtle Beach, SC just two days before he was scheduled to take a trip up to heaven. The organization, Canines for Service, saved Titus and trained him to be a service dog. He knows 90 commands and can fetch anything. (Well, almost anything. If you asked him to fetch Donald Trump’s lost brain, he’d probably just shrug and look at you like you’re crazy.) Because Titus can fetch anything, he’s the perfect bat dog and he’s been doing it for years. Here’s a clip of him at work:
Sorry, bat boys, dogs are taking your jobs and I, for one, am okay with that.
Pic: Facebook (For Janine)