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Ladybaby!
“Ladybaby” isn’t only what’s next to “sex” on Ariana Grande’s drivers license, it’s also the name of a J-pop metal band from the only place a J-pop metal band named Ladybaby could be from: JAPAN! Ladybaby is made up of bearded Australian wrestler in a dress Ladybeard (which is not only a ladylike name for an overgrown pussy muff, it’s also Kelly Preston’s official job description) and two teenage girls named Rie Kaneko and Rei Kuromiya.
Ladybeard tells Tokyo Desu (via TDW) that Ladybaby’s music style is called “Kawaiicore.” They do heavy metal covers of J-pop songs while looking as sweet and delicately pretty as possible. Ladybaby burped up the video for their song “Nippon Manju” last week and it already has nearly 2 million views. If you haven’t caffeinated your brain yet, then I suggest that you snort a line of Sanka crystals before you press play or turn your sound all the way off. I listened to this last night after exposing my ears to a Donald Trump interview, so my ear drums are still in trauma and in dire need of a space blanket, a soothing cup of lavender tea and a reassuring hug.
This doesn’t even come close to tipping the Japanese fuckery scale, but my WTF senses still tingle from watching a humanized Andrew W.K. Precious Moments figurine growl about pastries.