Night Crumbs

This Is Why My Nipples Are Secreting Glitter Water Today: Taye Diggs as Hedwig. He looks like an angry Grace Jones impersonator, so yes, yes I’d hit it – Towleroad

Chris Martin and Kylie Minogue went for a nighttime walk in London and I really don’t think they’re doing it. She’s older than him and we all know that recently divorced famous dudes only date way younger – Lainey Gossip

Chloe Moretz may or may not have gotten each of her siblings’ initial tattooed on her leg and she may or may not regret that tattoo in about, oh, two weeks – Drunken Stepfather

Brandi Glanville tries to pull a “Bravo didn’t dump me, I dumped Bravo” – Reality Tea 

Jake Lloyd has schizophenia, which explains all that crazy police chase stuff – The Superficial 

Derek Jeter and his girlfriend split the check on a pizza in Italy. Maybe she wants the air miles? And if she needs the money, she can always sell the parting gift basket he probably gave her the first night they boned – Celebitchy

I’d watch more MMA fights if they all looked like this – The Berry 

Shia LaBeouf accidentally cut up his head while shooting a scene for his new movie. But what I want to know is, how is his gorgeous clip-on rattail doing?! – HuffPo

I really want to see Bette Midler’s new show now – OMG Blog 

You’d think that the savior of music would travel by a gold chariot pulled by the angels – Popoholic

Please tell me this means that Sarah Palin is running for president, because the 2016 race really needs her brand of fuckery and Bump-It glamour – Jezebel

If you’re wondering why Amanda Peet is defending Game of Thrones. The easy answer is: She is full-time fucking the showrunner. – Pajiba

BREAKING: Jennifer Lawrence can hold her dog without help from that hot bodyguard/dog holder – Popsugar

Human self-tanner bottle Will Arnett is single again – ICYDK

Zayn Malik looks like a twink Sisqo with that hair – Just Jared